COMING SOON:

the best game in the fucking world--

Snart Kill: The Movie The Game USA

a groundbreaking treatise on simulacra, simulation, and gruesome messy revenge. a tour de force of saying absolutely nothing. a masterpiece of game design and walking-around-with-your-arrow-keys technology. Snart Kill: The Movie The Game USA is posed to become a zeitgest-defining work.

This shit's gonna be in your textbook, dawg.

TRAVERSE THE GRID!

SAVE YOUR PAL!

RETRIEVE THAT GUY'S LEGS!

WILL YOU TRIUMPH OVER THE GRID? OR BECOME A PART OF IT?
THE CHOICE IS YOURS.