JAY SLOWDIVE

Yeah, I fucking hate that clownfaced asshole. He's from the nicer nearby town, but I used to see him around because he went to middle school in Upsville. He rode my bus and would constantly call me names and dump pencil shavings in my hair. He also thinks his stupid shredder guitar is so cool even though the pickups are way too hot and sound like dog ass.


^that's him, that's what he looks like